My New Car

As a drag performer, I’m constantly taking taxis.

Often I wish I could just take the subway, but it would cause too much of a commotion.  And the lighting is not flattering!

Anyway, all of NYC’s cabs will soon be replaced by this new model:



The features include glass roofs—I can’t wait to flash double-decker bus passengers!

But I can’t say I care for the sliding doors.  Makes me feel like a soccer mom loading the kids into an SUV.

Also, from this interior shot, it looks like those annoying TV screens will still be included.



I would much rather have a makeup mirror!


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