After hearing so much about the weekly party Bath Salts, I finally got around to visiting this week. It was a pressing matter: The party is winding up its three-year run at the end of this month.

So it was off to the depths of Bushwick, Brooklyn…

 

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Of course the party’s hostesses Macy Rodman and Severely Mame were thrilled to have a big celebrity like me paying them a visit!

 

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Macy & Mame were joined on stage by Amber Alert and Lucy Balls for an epic (and insane) tribute to “Sex and the City.” Don’t they look just like the original cast?

 

I was especially impressed by Kimberly Clark as Wynona Judd in the role of God.
I was especially impressed by Kimberly Clark as Wynona Judd in the role of God.

 

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Gracius for the hospitality, Bath Salts! I love a bohemian drag affair!

 

Eddie Murphy sorted through the day’s mail—bills, invites, and the new copy of Vanity Fair with a foxy covergirl showing off her perky breasts.
He gasped when he realized it was Bruce Jenner.
“Call Me Caitlyn” was the coverline. “He” was now a “she.”
“Damn right I’m gonna give you a call,” thought Eddie, as he scrolled through his phone’s VIP address book. He hadn’t been so turned on in years…