On my To Do list:

UPDATE WEBSITE!

Soon, soon…

Bangkok, here I come!

I’ll be there on vacation from Jan 9th–19th.  So excited!

As far as my Bingo gigs, here’s the scoop while I’m away:

*Fri, Jan 11th – DRAG BINGO at XL Nightclub – Guest Host is Peppermint!

*Sat, Jan 12th – LE BINGO at Le Poisson Rouge – No games tonight—Entire club is devoted to annual Jazz Fest.

*Mon, Jan 14th – MONDAY NIGHT BINGO at Hotel Chantelle – Murray Hill with surprise mystery cohost!

*Fri, Jan 18th – DRAG BINGO at XL Nightclub  – Guest Host is Shelly Watson!

*Sat, Jan 19th – LE BINGO at Le Poisson Rouge – Guest Host is Peppermint!

After that it’s back to my regular schedule!

See you then!

Today it’s the Curiosity probing Mars.  Back when I was a kid, it was the Pioneer spacecrafts blasting into outer space.

Just in case one of the Pioneers was intercepted by aliens(!), a metal plaque was included depicting humankind in the form of a naked man and woman.

ALIEN #1:  Hot bodies, but I wonder why they don’t wear clothes.

ALIEN #2:  Looks like a dull planet—Nothing but Caucasians.

There was tons of news coverage about the plaque, and after all these years I’d like to thank NASA for providing me and zillions of other horny youngsters a thrilling chance to gaze at nude bodies. 

Of course a new plaque would have to be updated.

What a great surprise!  Today’s New York Times “Weekend Miser” column includes a profile of Le Bingo, my Saturday-night game show at Le Poisson Rouge.

I’m referred to as “veteran drag queen.”  Next time you see me make sure to salute!

The drag-queen video parodies continue of the Scissor Sisters‘ summer dance floor hit “Let’s Have a KiKi.”

Sherry Vine, lover of potty humor, was the first to make a splash (ha ha) with “Let’s Have a Pee Pee.”

And now two more videos have been released, both titled “Let’s Have a Kai Kai.”  In case you’re unaware, “kai kai” is slang for drag queens having sex with each other.

Version number one stars Willam, the bratty blond from last season’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race, and L.A. queen Rhea Litre´.

Version number two stars NYC funny gals Lady Bunny, Bianca Del Rio and Sugga Pie Koko.

Who did it better?

Willam’s version offers better production values—and she shows off her boyish body (again).

Bunny’s version is amusingly rude and crude, but why is everyone wearing their clothes in bed?  Not that we want to see them naked!

You be the judge.  An as far as future parodies, Let’s Have a Quit-Quit, motherfucker!

In a remarkable coincidence at last night’s Monday Night Bingo, both me and spokesmodel World Famous Bob showed up sporting leopard-skin ensembles!

Meow, Meow!

My caftan is brand new, designed by my friend Lola.  It’s so comfy I’m going to wear it again tonight when I host “Drag Bingo” at XL Nightclub.  (We’ll also be debuting Steven Hammel’s great new sign!)

Jungle Fever!

Modernistic rapper Mykki Blanco, who performed at the Exhibit A party I threw on gay pride day, is creating quite the buzz, including a recent New York Times profile.

Relaxing in the beautiful Bowery Poetry Club dressing room.

And here’s his/her new video for his/her new song, “Wavvy!”

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