Eddie Murphy sorted through the day’s mail—bills, invites, and the new copy of Vanity Fair with a foxy covergirl showing off her perky breasts.
He gasped when he realized it was Bruce Jenner.
“Call Me Caitlyn” was the coverline. “He” was now a “she.”
“Damn right I’m gonna give you a call,” thought Eddie, as he scrolled through his phone’s VIP address book. He hadn’t been so turned on in years…