“What did you think?” asked Caitlyn. She and her trans “sisters” Candis Cayne and Laverne Cox had just watched the debut of “My Name is Cait” in a screening room at E! studios.
“Very affirming,” said Laverne. “You’re helping demystify the trans experience.”
“Whatever,” muttered Candis, rolling her eyes. She put her arm around Caitlyn. ““I can’t wait until the episode where we go roller-skating. It’s too bad they couldn’t include you in the show, Laverne.”
Laverne sneered. “My schedule is very busy. Something you wouldn’t know anything about.”
“Now girls…” said Caitlyn, trying to calm the situation. Why were her gals pals being so catty?”
Candis wasn’t done. “Listen, Laverne, if it wasn’t for me paving the way you’d still be slinging chow mein at Lucky Cheng’s.”
“Thanks, grandma,” shot back Laverne.
“You bitch!,” yelled Candis, as she lunged towards Laverne and slapped her across the face! Laverne quickly recovered and began pulling Candis’s thick mane of hair. “I’ll kill you,” she screamed.
Caitlyn couldn’t believe it! “Girls, we’re all in this together!” she yelled. “Stop it, stop it!”
Suddenly Candis and Laverne burst out laughing. And look who had just entered the room—Ashton Kutcher! “We’re back,” he exclaimed. “For another episode of “Punk’d Strikes Again!”
“Oh my God…You darn trouble-makers!,” said Caitlyn, as she started laughing, too.” I’m going to have to give you two girls a spanking!”