Author: Linda Simpson

  • Soaring Up… and Down

    I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately. Honestly, I think I always get kind of melancholy and introspective at this time of year. It probably has something to do with the season change…. A new opportunity to ask myself: What the hell am I doing with my life? I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad thing…

  • New Season of Winning Begins at LE BINGO!

    Thanks to one and all for our summer of fun at Le Bingo! Now it’s time to find our fall winners! Join us on Fridays and Saturdays at Le Poisson Rouge. Games 7:30–9:30pm. Free Admission.          

  • Fantasy #9

    Caitlyn’s Lexus sputtered to a halt, the gas gauge on empty. She was still a few blocks away from Candis’ home. The two were having a slumber party, and Caitlyn was dressed flirtatiously in a short satin kimono robe. “Guess I’ll have to walk,” she muttered, not looking forward to a stroll in her spikey…

  • Linda Simpson is the BOMB!

    My social media status reaches new heights! BOMB Magazine (devoted to “artists in conversation”) has posted an online portfolio of some of my most memorable Facebook photos (and my incredibly clever captions). Funny concept—and so meta!     Thanks so much to Online Art Editor David Everitt Howe for his wonderful curating powers!  

  • Fantasy #8

    “Group hug!” yelled Caitlyn. On cue, she and her trans posse—Candis, Chandi and Blossom—cuddled in the dressing room of a Hollywood strip club. They were all dressed in peekaboo lingerie, ready to be filmed for a new episode of I Am Cait. “I’m shaking like a leaf,” confessed Caitlyn. “But exploring my female sensuality is…

  • As Quoted in The New York Times

    I’m quoted in an article in today’s New York Times about my longtime nightlife pal Candis Cayne. As you probably know, she’s been in the spotlight lately as Caitlyn Jenner’s new bosom buddy. (And if you believe the tabloids, they’re also involved in a passionate romance!) I chime in about when Candis and her then inseparable…