Author: Linda Simpson
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Ode to Bertha
Where would I be without my drag pal Bertha? Besides being my friend and confidant, she creates beautiful sets for my theatrical productions, including my upcoming play, The Emperor’s New Codpiece! I’ll post some pix when the set is up. In the meanwhile, a photographic tribute to darling Bertha…
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I’m Sharing The Stage With Joan Rivers!
Joan Rivers and I together! Well, sort of… During the run of my upcoming play, The Emperor’s New Codpiece, Joan will be performing stand-up on the very same stage at the Laurie Beachman Theatre! The Beechman is Joan’s regular NYC performance spot, and although I haven’t seen her there, I have caught her act elsewhere.
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My Classic Cry of Ecstasy!
Like all great actresses, I’ve got some signature dramatic expressions. For instance, my incredible cry of mixed emotions! Ecstasy, pain, lust, repulsion, etc.—all conveyed in one amazing facial contortion!
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Artistic License!
Nowadays, virtually all pop stars steal borrow from other artists. Just ask thieves borrowers Gaga, Beyonce and Rhianna. It’s very post-modern And since I’m a with-it kind of gal, I stole borrowed the invite design for my new play!
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I Was A Model For David LaChapelle! In New Jersey!
According to today’s NY Times, David LaChapelle has put his super successful commercial photography career to rest—which makes his 1994 photo of me all the more valuable! Actually, the photo isn’t of me alone. The shoot for Details Magazine was of the indie band Jawbox, but my role as a shocked suburban shopper was vital!
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My Latest Theatrical Venture!
Drum roll please! In exactly two weeks, it’s the debut of my new play! It’s been a whirlwind creative process—It was only back in March when I was offered the chance to mount something. But having a writing deadline has been fabulous discipline! (Although my blog has suffered.) And what has my diligent labor produced?…