Category: My Life

  • Naturally Girly

    Naturally Girly

    Who’s the hot model of the Paris runway shows?  Stunning Andrej Pejic, who is 100% male, but looks fab in female attire. Gorgeous girly-boys are always a thrill to behold, and throughout the years I’ve had the pleasure of coming into contact with quite a few.  No hormones or surgical enhancements necessary—Just add makeup and,…

  • I Get to Work with Narcissister (I Think)

    I Get to Work with Narcissister (I Think)

    Narcissister can do no wrong.  Each time I’ve seen the avant-garde burlesque performance artist, I’ve been amazed at her bizzaro, thought-provoking and sexy acts.  (Some of which are on display at her website). On February 13th, we’re both involved with “Lovin’ Out Loud,” a benefit variety show for the activist group Queer Rising.

  • Another Spiderman Accident

    Another Spiderman Accident

    Broadway producers aren’t the only ones who’ve had to cope with Spiderman mishaps.  So have I! Back when I was shooting with film, I once ended up with a batch of double-exposures that morphed two events—a birthday bash for myself and a Halloween party where my friend Felix dressed as Spiderman.

  • The Reason I’m Org, Not Com

    The Reason I’m Org, Not Com

    Naturally my first choice for a website domain name was LindaSimpson.com. But to my utter consternation, some hussy had already claimed it.

  • Bianca Del Rio Throws Daggers!

    Bianca Del Rio Throws Daggers!

    Took a stroll last night in the freezing night air to the gay bar Ritz (with Isaac and Matt, after cocktails at my house). The weekly headliner is Bianca Del Rio, who I’d weirdly never seen perform live before.  Even though she’s lived in NYC for several years.

  • John Roberts is a Woman

    John Roberts is a Woman

    Not so long ago John Roberts was just another aspiring downtown comedic performer, making ends meet through various odd jobs. Now he’s touring with Margaret Cho and starring at big-time comedy clubs!  His latest gig is providing the voice for Linda(!) Belcher, the faithful wife on FOX’s funny new animated show, Bob’s Burgers.